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PPP’s fact-finding committee to investigate which party leaders backed Sanjrani last year

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ISLAMABAD – The Pakistan Peoples’ Party (PPP) has formed two fact-finding committees to investigate party leaders who backed Senate Chairman Sadiq Sanjrani. According to details, one committee will look to find PPP leaders who supported Sanjrani last week, while the other will look to find PPP leaders who supported Sanjrani last year.

PPP Chairman Bilawal Bhutto-Zardari has been briefed that evidence was available to suggest that lawmakers from the party backed Sanjrani last week. The party chairman has also been briefed that evidence was available to suggest that lawmakers from the party backed Sanjrani last year.

“Last year, there was a PPP leader who said ‘Zia’s opening batsman has been defeated’ in response to Sanjrani’s Senate triumph,” a member of the fact-finding committee told Bilawal Bhutto-Zardari, before making the revelation to The Dependent.

Senior PPP leader Khurshid Shah said despite the challenges, the party would continue its fight to safeguard democracy.

“The democratic PPP leaders that backed Sadiq Sanjrani’s election as the Senate Chairman in collaboration with the powers that be in 2018, have initiated a crackdown on the undemocratic PPP leaders that backed Sadiq Sanjrani’s continuation as the Senate Chairman in collaboration with the powers that be in 2019,” Shah said.

The Dependent

The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.



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