(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)
As Rana Sanaullah, who was arrested on charges of drug smuggling, languishes in Lahore’s camp jail where he is allegedly being kept under “inhumane conditions”, Federal Minister for Water Resources has challeges Sana to attempt the latest social media fad ‘bottle cup challenge’ from within his 4×4 jail cell.
The challenge in question requires the person to somehow kick the lid clean off the top of the bottle using a circular martial arts kick called a ’roundhouse’. It requires a surprising amount of skill to pull off not to mention enough space to execute the kick.
“Just trying to do something nice, clearly there isn’t much to do inside that tiny jail cell, must get lonely and boring”, explained Vawda as he made his way to camp jail to assist Rana with the challenge i.e. hold the bottle.
Sitting on foldable lawn chair that he brought with him, his Secretary holding an umbrella over him, in front of Rana’s jail cell, Vawda sipped on his chilled ice tea, half of which he spilled to empty the bottle of which would be used in the challenge.
At press time Rana was making his third attempt as each time he would go for it Vawda would jokingly lower the bottle making him miss.