Pashteen’s refusal to condemn King’s Landing destruction is suspicious, says Firdous Awan | Pakistan Today

Pashteen’s refusal to condemn King’s Landing destruction is suspicious, says Firdous Awan

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)

The federal information minister Dr Firdous Ashiq Ashiq Awan said on Thursday that PTM leader Manzoor Pashteen was suspiciously quiet on the siege of King’s Landing.

“Otherwise, Pashteen and his supporters are always riled up and raising slogans against state institutions,” said Dr Awan, addressing reporters at a press conference at PID, Islamabad. “But where was Manzoor Pashteen when Daenerys Targaryen destroyed so much of the federal capital of the Seven Kingdoms?”

“Where was he when the Unsullied and the Dothraki continued to ransack the city and killed what remained of the Lannister army even though they had laid down their arms in an unconditional ceasefire?”

When contacted, PTM-affiliated MNA Mohsin Dawar told The Dependent that it was utterly ridiculous to expect the movement to give a statement on every issue under the sun and asked why no one else is put up to these ridiculous expectations.

Nobel laureate for peace Malala Yousafzai took to twitter to express her amusement at Dawar’s objection. “He is new to this. He will learn. He doesn’t yet know that everything is his responsibility.”

The Dependent

The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.



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