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Shocked Mahathir finds Wajahat S Khan lying in PM house hot tub

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)

Malaysian Prime Minister Mahathir Mohammad was in for a shocker during his brief visit at the Islamabad National University, nee Prime Minister House, when he walked into a bathroom only to find Wajahat S Khan – better known as ‘Waj bro’ – lying in the hot tub.

The visiting Prime Minister did not in his wildest imagination think that when he nipped down to the bathroom for a leak he would have to face a big, bald man already in there that would refuse to leave.

“Who are you and what are you doing here” the Prime Minister asked the sleeping Waj bro, who has been squatting in the Prime Minister house ever since he was allowed entry to do a show about the house and Prime Minister Imran Khan’s austerity measures.

“My name is Wajahat S Khan – and this is austerity ka mahaz” he said, standing up in the empty bathtub, his arms folded across his chest, bald head gleaming, shades on at night completely naked.

“You see when you reach my age, the key to a healthy life is staying hydrated. Naturally that means I have to use the facilities every now and then, it’s a small price to pay really, but what really set me off was that he refused to leave” Prime Minister Mahathir said in an exclusive chat with The Dependent.

According to details, Waj bro had been arrested by the Islamabad police after people complained of a naked man prowling the Prime Minister house and lounging himself on the furniture and all over the place. However, Waj bro soon managed to escape the clutches of the police and has since been terrorising the Prime Minister House/University since.

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The situation was made all the worse for Mr Mahathir because no matter which bathroom he tried going to, he always ended up finding Waj bro in it.

“I don’t know what kind of voodoo stuff this was, but I decided to hold it until we went to the Presidential residence .

The Dependent

The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.



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