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World’s most patriotic copper and gold reserves discovered

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REKO DIQ – Having long established itself as the most patriotic country through a range of achievements and household products, Pakistan is all set to add another feather in its nationalistic cap after the latest discovery.

The proud achievement comes after it was discovered that the world’s most patriotic copper and gold reserves are also found in Pakistan.

“It is a proud achievement for this country that in addition to over 200 million patriotic people it also boasts patriotic housing societies, agricultural products – and departments – range of cereals, and now copper and gold reserves,” said Federal Minister for Patriotism Faisal Vawda while talking to The Dependent.

“In fact, keeping up with the range of patriotic products, the country now finally has a patriotic government and a patriotic version of democracy as well,” he added.

Experts believe that the latest patriotic discovery in Balochistan will be used to strengthen nationalistic sentiments, especially in the area where it has been discovered.

“It is important to ensure that wherever something is discovered that region benefits the most from it,” noted patriotism analyst Amjad Shoaib. “Hence, I expect the region to be even more patriotic than it has been in recent decades.

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