Vengeful India launches surgical strike on ‘Tere Mast Mast Do Nain’, ‘Dil Diyan Gallan’ | Pakistan Today

Vengeful India launches surgical strike on ‘Tere Mast Mast Do Nain’, ‘Dil Diyan Gallan’

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)

NEW DELHI – After spotting two key strategic hideouts of Pakistan, the vengeful Indian Army struck immediately as it launched surgical strikes all over these locations. The most prominent among these strategic locations are Tere Mast Mast Do Nain and Dil Diyan Gallan, which were eliminated from the war zone that YouTube channels are.

Two major militant groups neutralised by these strikes include Rahat Fateh Ali Khan (RFAK) and Atif Aslam (AA).

Among the cross border actor AA’s hideouts eliminated during these operations, the most noteworthy are: Tere Bin, Pehli Nazar Mein, Piya O Re Piya, Tu Mohabbat Hai, Be Intehaa, Dil Na Jaane Jyun, Aa Bhi Ja Mere Mehermaan, Khair Mangda, Hoor, Jaane De and O Saathi.

The dangerous RFAK has also seen its bases being attacked including Jiya Dhadak, Aaj Din Chadheya, Dil to Bacha Hai, Sajda, Teri Meri, Rab Jaane, Jag Ghoomeya and Mere Rashke Qamar.

New Delhi is confident that these strikes would ensure that these groups are significantly weakened and won’t be allowed to act within the Indian territory. However, experts note that if events of the past are anything to go by, New Delhi is likely to create the circumstances itself, which would ensure that these groups make high-profile appearances in India after the ongoing backlash subsides.

The Dependent

The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.



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