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Shocked MBS finds Wajahat S Khan lying in PM house hot tub

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)

Saudi Arabia Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman was in for a shocker during his stay at the Islamabad National University, nee Prime Minister House, when he walked into the bathroom of his room only to find Wajahat S Khan – better known as ‘Waj bro’ – lounging in the hot tub.

“Who are you and what are you doing here” the crown prince asked the sleeping Waj bro, who has been squatting in the Prime Minister house ever since he was allowed entry to do a show about the house and Prime Minister Imran Khan’s austerity measures.

“My name is Wajahat S Khan – and this is austerity ka mahaz” he said, standing up in the empty bathtub, his arms folded across his chest, bald head gleaming, shades on at night completely naked.

According to details, Waj bro had been arrested by the Islamabad police after people complained of a naked man prowling the Prime Minister house and lounging himself on the furniture and all over the place. However, Waj bro soon managed to escape the clutches of the police and has since been terrorising the Prime Minister House/University since.

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The Crown Prince, who had brought his own furniture and toilets for the visit among other things, said that he never even considered a bathtub might be necessary too.

“Who are you and what are you doing here” the crown prince asked again, after which Waj bro told him he was what passes for a journalist in today’s electronic media.

The Prince’s mood darkened upon hearing Waj bro’s profession, his eyes coming ablaze as he was suddenly flanked by dozens of suited Saudis, all of whom started cracking their knuckles.

The Dependent

The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.



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