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Sword carrying protester announced sexiest Halloween costume by Zealot Magazine

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)

ISLAMABAD – A protester, allegedly belonging to the Tehreek-e-Labbaik Pakistan (TLP), has become the sexiest dressed individual on Halloween, according to the Zealot Magazine which termed his style statement as both hot and cool.

The fresh list of the sexiest men alive took a lot of young performers in Pakistan by surprise when a lesser known name superseded them.

According to the details, the man, who is yet to be identified, was seen on the streets with a sword in his hand and recognized for his effort to outshine the rest of the protesters. “He stands out whether you talk about his deadly beard or white pagri. He didn’t even wait for the sun to set,” recalled the photographer who clicked the masterpiece.

The long sword will soon become the part of the Lahore museum whereas his complete look will be replicated by the Madame Tussauds – a wax museum in London, insiders tell The Dependent.

Later on, the Punjab Police also presented the Sword of Honour to him in a ceremony held at a local police station. The police appreciated his dedication and gifted him handcuffs as a token of respect and admiration from the department.

The Dependent

The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.



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