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Fascist apartheid state seeks to establish relations with aspiring fascist apartheid state

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)

The world’s pre-eminent fascist-apartheid-state has sought to establish relations with the latest, aspiring fascist-apartheid state, reportedly sending over an airplane to the aspiring fascist-apartheid-state in a gesture to try and seek a positive connection.

“Honestly, we’ve been really impressed with the works these guys have put in” said a spokesperson of the fascist-apartheid-state about the aspiring fascist aspiring state speaking exclusively to The Dependent.

“I mean, we’ve been wanting to get something started with these guys like, forever. For newbies, they’ve really got some skills” he went on to say.

“I know we’re both about the same age, but honestly not everyone can get the same headstart as us, and we’re willing to help them learn.”

“Dude the kind of things these guys did in the 60s and then again in the 70s, and the 80s were just the Golden era, wasn’t it? Good God we were impressed” said the spokesperson.

“I mean there was that patch 2008 onwards where we had our doubts, I’ll be honest” he confessed. “But they really have come back strongly from that” he went on to say.

Meanwhile, the aspiring-fascist-apartheid-state has denied the rumours of any link between the two, although this denial was delivered through clearly blushing faces.

“Stop it you” said the aspiring-fascist-apartheid-state’s spokesperson to The Dependent, while looking down at their feet with a shy smile on their face.  

“I mean, just because they’re so good at policing their people and silencing dissent doesn’t mean we’re interested or any . . . “ they said before trailing off.

The Dependent

The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.



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