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CJP takes notice of pretty mirror reflection

ISLAMABAD – Chief Justice of Pakistan (CJP) Mian Saqib Nisar has taken notice of the pretty mirror reflection in front of him, as he passed a reflecting window within the boundaries of the Supreme Court of Pakistan, according to a notification issued on Thursday.

The top judge has issued notices to Prime Minister of Pakistan Imran Khan, Chief of Army Staff Gen Qamar Javed Bajwa, Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) Ehsan Mani, and all Pepsi Battle of the Band judges, to appear in the Supreme Court on Monday along with cameras, and witness the thing of beauty themselves.

During the hearing of a case, the title of details of which the CJP could neither remember, nor care much for on Thursday, the CJP asked the court if they had ever seen a better hairstyle.

“This is what efficiency and proficiency looks like. If you look the part, you are even better than the part in question,” the CJP told those present in the hearing of the case, after they had collectively replied in the negative to his initial question.

The case was adjourned to another randomly picked date by the CJP after the court had run out of time for the proceedings, the majority of which were dedicated to admiring the single most beautiful being present amidst truly fortunate onlookers.

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