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Guy who can’t act says he’s Pakistan’s equivalent to Indian guy who can’t act

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)

Uproar among fans of that Indian guy that can’t act as the Pakistani guy that can’t act has claimed he is Pakistan’s version of the Indian guy that can’t act.

The scandal that has been sweeping both Bollywood and Lollywood came to light after the Pakistani guy who does not know how to act said he was as big a deal as the Indian guy that doesn’t know how to act.

“India has a lot of guys that don’t know how to act. Problem is he compared himself with that guy who doesn’t know how to act” said one entertainment industry expert explaining things to The Dependent.

“I agree. He as as talentless as the Indian guy who does not know how to act, but he’s a bigger name and you just don’t go comparing yourself to him.

Another expert agreed, saying that while he may be pretty bad at acting, he was no way near as bad as who he says is his counterpart across the border.

“He can’t even come close. And while he’s pretty easy on the eyes, he doesn’t even have the requisite doped up balloon muscles that are so necessary for this gig.”

“I try not to pay attention to such wannabes” said th Indian guy who does not know how to act speaking with The Dependent, before promptly ripping his shirt off and mumbling something while thrusting his pelvis around in the air.

Meanwhile, the Pakistani guy who can’t act remained unavailable for comment, despite multiple attempts to reach him. The statement is yet to be retracted as of the filing of this report, despite mounting pressure.

The Dependent

The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.



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