Abrar-ul-Haq mentions Nachan Main Audhay Naal, Assan Jana Mall o Mall as assets in nomination papers for NA-78 | Pakistan Today

Abrar-ul-Haq mentions Nachan Main Audhay Naal, Assan Jana Mall o Mall as assets in nomination papers for NA-78

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)

NAROWAL – In an exemplary move towards honesty, which reaffirms his credentials as both Sadiq and Ameen, Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) leader and pop singer Abrar-ul-Haq has included both Nachan Main Audhay Naal and Assan Jana Mall o Mall as assets in his nomination papers for NA-78, The Dependent has learnt.

Documents available exclusively with The Dependent confirm that Abrar-ul-Haq has accepted every single one of his studio albums as an asset.

“Considering how his albums since the turn of the century weren’t nearly as entertaining as those before it, for Abrar-ul-Haq to own the former shows his honesty,” leading analyst Hassan Nisar Haroun Rasheed said, while talking to The Dependent.

“I mean mentioning Billo De Ghar, Majajani and Bay Ja Cycle Tay doesn’t take much integrity, considering how big hits they were,” said top analyst and columnist Haroun Rasheed. “I would’ve owned those three blockbusters if I had sung them.”

Meanwhile, Abrar’s competitor Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) leader Ahsan Iqbal has challenged the PTI leaders’ nomination papers for omitting Naara Sada Ishq Aey. However, documents available with The Dependent confirm that that album too has been mentioned by Abrar-ul-Haq, crushing PML-N hopes.

The Dependent

The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.



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