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Weird classmate also probably writes english poetry or something: report

According to a local report in the local media, your weird classmate also probably writes English poetry or something.

The report went on to add that this level of weirdness has a high correlation with such totally loser traits like the composition of English poetry and keeping a flock of pigeons as pets on the roof of his house.

“It would probably be such lame stuff because even though he is weird, he is not cool enough to score some booze or weed,” said Rafay Hassan, lead investigator at the Lyceum Grammar School. “And it sure as hell isn’t cars that he’s into.”

“Like Urdu poetry or even Punjabi could be cool if you angle it right, but English poetry is crap because no one likes it, except for him, because he’s weird, weird as f**k,” said Shehryar Hassan, another investigator. “He might as well scream he is a fruit from the rooftops.”

“Oops, sorry, didn’t know you were there,” he said to you while you moved up the stairs behind the canteen. “We were just kidding around. No hard feelings, dude.”

Till the filing of this report, you were expressing how much those remarks hurt you through a four stanza poem.

The Dependent

The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.



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