Nawaz disqualification: After kaali daal’s success, Imran Khan to bathe in bagharay baingan | Pakistan Today

Nawaz disqualification: After kaali daal’s success, Imran Khan to bathe in bagharay baingan

(Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)

ISLAMABAD – After regularly bathing with kaali daal led to the Nawaz Sharif’s disqualification both as the prime minister and now the head of his party Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N), Imran Khan will be bathing with bagharay baingan to get the younger brother Shehbaz ousted, The Dependent has learnt.

It is pertinent to mention here that while the kaali daal alone worked to get Nawaz ousted as the Prime Minister, it was the combination of daal and marriage to Bushra Manika that got the former premier ousted as his party chief.

However, sources close to the newly-wed couple confirm that the marriage’s combination with baingan would suffice in getting the Shehbaz Sharif, the Punjab Chief Minister and PML-N’s candidate for the prime minister’s seat, disqualified on similar grounds.

“Everything involved in marriage, along with kaali daal, was already present for Khan saab last year, which resulted in Nawaz Sharif’s disqualification as prime minister,” a close aide told The Dependent.

“However, they realised that they had to legal route to oust Nawaz, similar to the one they would be taking to get the younger Sharif disqualified.

The Dependent

The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.



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