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White House spokesperson Sarah Huckabee reiterated on Friday the consequences Pakistan has to face if it did not take “decisive action” against former White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon and author Michael Wolff.
“We have reason to believe that these two actors are developing some serious weaponised books,” said Huckabee at a White House press briefing. “Our I tell suggests that Wolff has already developed his while Bannon’s is in the latest stages of completion.”
“For Pakistan to ensure its fruitful relation with the United States, it has to carry out surgical strikes against the two in a manner that can then be verified adequately,” she said. “The White House will not let Pakistan get away with taking all this aid from us without giving us anything in return.”
“The Pakistani establishment cannot be allowed to continue with its selfish approach,” she concluded.
Shortly after the conclusion of the press briefing, Ms Sanders disappeared under mysterious circumstances while on the way to her home.