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Did not call moron a moron: Tillerson

America’s Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson, on Saturday finally acquiesced to the wishes of President Donald Trump by clarifying that he has neverin his entire life called the President a moron.

Answering a cutting edge and hard to answer question posed by ‘The Dependent’s’ foreign correspondent in Washington, Tillerson sighed exasperatedly before saying “I have never called that ignoramus in the White House a moron.”

The Secretary of State had been in hot water after it was revealed that after a spat with President Trump back in July, he had called the Commander in Chief a “moron” in front of a number of people including at least four administration officials.

However, he has now confirmed that he has never used the adjective ‘moron’ to refer to the President. In a more detailed press release prompted by The Dependent’s questioning of him, the Secretary of State was quoted as saying “In my entire life I have never seen someone more incompetent, disgustingly inept, grossly negligent and criminally low witted as Donald Trump, who I have never in any way described as a moron.”

Tillerson had earlier tried to deflect the matter by saying he would never consider leaving the State Department and was committed to his job.

“Why would I call that bag of low-intellect and hot gas a moron? I have no reason too. Besides, Vladimir will be sooo made if I lose this gig. Really would never quit. And besides, it really depends on what the meaning of the word moron is.” he had told the media back then.    

   

The Dependent

The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.



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